Chris: (On the phone with his mother) Okay, mom, love you too. But I’m here at Ryan’s now with Jordan and Ryan, so I should probably tend to my friends.
Jordan: You can tend to me by getting me a glass of ice water, chilled for ten minutes.
Chris: (Hangs up.) You wanted water, right? (Gets up to go to the kitchen.) When did I become your slave-
Ryan: May 29.